My Girlfriend Said

My Girlfriend Said "take Off My Shirt".

So I took off her shirt.

Then she said, "Take off my skirt."

I took off her skirt.

"Take off my shoes."

I took off her shoes.

"Now my hose, bra, and panties."

I took them off.

Then she looked at me and said,

"I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again."