My Girlfriend Said
My Girlfriend Said “take Off My Shirt”.
So I took off her shirt.
Then she said, “Take off my skirt.”
I took off her skirt.
“Take off my shoes.”
I took off her shoes.
“Now my hose, bra, and panties.”
I took them off.
Then she looked at me and said,
“I don’t want to catch you wearing my things ever again.”